Bluebeard is a French folktale written in 1697, that tells the tale of a violent nobleman in the habit of murdering his wives (of which he had several) and the attempts of his final wife to avoid the fate of her predecessors. In this fable, Bluebeard, was a very wealth aristocrat, feared because of his frightfully ugly, stubborn, sore-eye blue gritty beard. Everyone avoided him. They were simply terrified.
Millions of men all over the world share this common problem – Ha! Not because pretty girls are running a mile, but because they suffer from tough, ugly stubble, that defies the attention of every shaving cream or foam known to man.
If you didn’t know, and if you possessed (by the grace of Zeus) fair fine facial hair, these men are known as “Blue-Beards”. These testosterone filled men, with jawlines of sand paper stubble, have suffered for eternity due to their masculine beard growth. But wait! There’s hope. They can now breathe a (manly) sigh of relief, as there is finally a shaving solution that works! The Ultimate Shave Experience has arrived! Mwhaaaaa!!!!!
Imagine your girlfriend not screwing her face up at you when you dive in for a spontaneous kiss. Imagine not leaving her with that gravel rash over her chin and lips. A redness so iridescent that it makes you wince. Have confident blokes! Know that in a matter of time (because you can’t wax your bloomin’ cheeks) this product will actually reduce the stubborn hair of your bluebeard. Brilliant!
Like most breakthrough products, Blue Beard was designed by a real-life Blue-Beard, who was desperate to find a solution in the shaving world where he could save his face from red dotted, irritated and angry skin. Concocted from the finest ingredients and manufactured in the UK – The Bluebeards Revenge™ is available now to make every alpha-male’s life easier, featuring the secret ingredient, Decelerine™.
This miracle ingredient is exclusive to this product, and is scientifically proven to actually reduce the growth of hair over a period of time, so every time a man shaves with The Bluebeards Revenge™, he is actively delaying hair growth. Over a 60-day period, this can reduce the growth of stubble by up to 40%, meaning a man can get on with what he does best – manliness – without sporting a 5 o’clock shadow by lunchtime.
However, this luxurious shaving cream is more than just a miracle secret formula, and is a signature scent chosen by shaving enthusiasts, based on a fresh and classic English barbershop scent with a modern twist. The aroma and sumptuous thick lather makes shaving a genuine pleasure. And remember use a foaming brush to lather up our Revenge (served foamy) and really massage it into your face. Just like tha ol’ barbers!
The Bluebeards Revenge™ is available exclusively at The Shaving Shack UK priced £14.99. A tub will last approximately 3-5 months. The Bluebeards Revenge™, which uses totally recyclable packaging, is suitable for vegetarians, and is Paraben Free. And most importantly, a donation from every tub goes directly to the UK’s two most important charities supporting injured firefighters. Bluebeard finally grew a heart….